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May 20

The Magical “F-word” English Video Lesson in a British Accent (rude / offensive)

The Magical “F-Word”

This special lesson explores the many uses of the magical “f-word” in English, which is of course very rude and offensive. If you want to learn about this, please watch the video and access the document by clicking here. The text is also below the video.

Video of Osho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2lNFikMFdY

American video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-30725cJe5Q

 

 

The Magical “F-Word”

One of the most interesting words in the English language today

is the word “fuck”.

Out of all the English words that begin with the letter “f”,

“fuck” is the only word that is referred to as the “f-word”.

 

It is a magical word.

 

Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure

hate and love.

 

In English, “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories.

 

It can be used as a verb,

 

both transitive:

“Mary fucked John.”

 

and intransitive:

“Mary fucks.”

 

 

However, it’s meaning isn’t always sexual.

It can be used as a noun:

“I really don’t give a fuck.”

 

It can be used as part of an adjective:

“John is a fucking spanner.”

 

It can be used as an adverb:

“Mary talks too fucking much.”

 

As an adverb enhancing an adjective:

“Mary is fucking beautiful.”

 

As part of another word:

“Abso-fucking-lutely.”

 

And as almost every word in a sentence:

Fuck the fucking fuckers.”

 

As you can see, there aren’t many words with the versatility of “fuck”.

 

For example, there are also the following uses;

 

Ignorance:

Fucked if I know.”

 

Dismay:

Fuck it.”

 

Trouble:

“I guess I’m fucked now.”

 

Fraud:

“I got fucked at the second-hand car dealership.”

 

Curiosity:

“Who the fuck are you?”

 

Bafflement:

“What the fuck?”

 

Aggression:

 

Fuck you.”

 

Displeasure:

“What the fuck is going on here?”

 

Difficulty:

“I can’t understand this fucking exam.”

 

Incompetence:

“He’s fucking useless.”

 

Instruction:

“Get fucked.”

 

Dismissal:

“You can fuck right off.”

 

Suspicion:

“What the fuck are you doing?”

 

Enjoyment:

“I had a fucking good time.”

 

Request:

“Get the fuck out of here!”

 

Hostility:

“I’m going to knock your fucking head off.”

 

Greeting:

“How the fuck are you?”

 

Apathy:

“Who gives a fuck?”

 

Clarification:

“What the fuck are you on about?”

 

Innovation:

“Get a bigger fucking hammer.”

 

And, finally, surprise:

Fuck! You scared the shit out of me.”

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  1. Veronica Galdieri

    It is a good thing to know them! Thanks Chris!

    1. ChrisWorkman

      My pleasure!

  2. João Leite

    Chris, you are a fucking teacher!

    1. ChrisWorkman

      Hi João; thanks but you need an adjective after f****** to show the meaning e.g. you are a fucking good teacher.

  3. João Leite

    Hi. I’m sorry. It was my fault. I won’t forget it anymore. “You are a fucking great teacher”. You know, most of the time I follow your videos, even if I don’t make comments but I learn a lot with you. I follow also the BBC all the time, but in fact I really appreciate your comments in a natural way of speaking, after all, I’m very keen of british accent. Have a fucking goog time this weekend!!!!

    1. ChrisWorkman

      RSRS you too mate!

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